Browsing Tag overheard

You’re My Greatest Disappointment

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Overheard in the line to the courthouse this morning: “When I look at you I’m reminded of all the bad times and everything I’ve missed in my life.” OUCH!

In the Wrong Place at the Right Time

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Overheard at the Library. “I’m going to have to ask you to move.” “Why?” “This area’s reserved for children under 17 and their guardians. Are you under 17? Do you have child?” “Not with me. And there’s no one else here.” “I understand, but you’ll need to move.” “I don’t see why. There’s no one [...]

The Copier Problem

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I spent five minutes eavesdropping on a conversation between the copier repair man and a co-worker today at work. ‎”No, we didn’t select 9 x 11 paper.” “We’ll someone did.” “It wasn’t us. Why would I? I just want to make a copy.” “We’ll someone did. It’s Canadian paper sizes and it won’t work.” “I [...]